In life, there are definitely some things that are as pleasurable and rewarding as sex. It's high up on the hierarchy.A sexy pair of satin Louboutin, an inviting cozy Japanese seaweed bath, a luxurious Fendi beaver coat, or a deep tissue massage from Igor's strong Russian hands are all fine and dandy but total child's play compared to the sophisticated and fine art of patisserie à la Française.
I'm talking about the really, really, really, expensive, beautiful, decadent designer French species. Not the mediocre and plain Jane variety available en masse. This is reserved for the true snob and unapologetic elitist: a connosieur with a major sweet tooth.
Experiencing a royal French pastry is a sexual encounter of the first and unique kind.
The selection from a dessert menu or decision making in-situ is love at first sight. Your heart palpitates, knees weak, and your mouth salivates. A little boner to be. Anticipation awaits.
Why is it that the French can evoke romance on something so banal that's made from flour and sugar?
Looking at the carb-filled beauty is like eyeing your lover. You shop and decide which you'll take home to ravish and devour. Next you buy it. You have to court it. It's not cheap. We're talking like $10-$ 15 a piece. You say it's not that expensive? You must put it in perspective. It is expensive. It's a personal size dessert.... for God's sake. It's a glorified donut or a fancy decked out bon bon. It's wearing its finest French couture and dabbing its rarest fragrance made from the most exquisite and rare Bulgarian rose. It is well educated and from the finest breed. It is coy and sassy. It's flirting seductively to you. It is saying " look at me, admire me, undress me slowly, give me little fun nibbles to tickle and arouse me, slowly lick me and savor my cream....when you can no longer control yourself, then devour me whole until you are wholly satisfied and can no longer do anything but dream and sleep".
After experiencing an orgasmic French delicate pastry, one can no longer settle for anything less. Welcome to Expensive French Pastries Anonymous. Only the best and most beautiful will suffice. Like a gorgeous man or woman, you fully appreciate the exotics and treat it like precious gem for they are a true luxury and the ultimate treat where it is worth the travel to find. An elegant addiction indeed.
I'm talking about the really, really, really, expensive, beautiful, decadent designer French species. Not the mediocre and plain Jane variety available en masse. This is reserved for the true snob and unapologetic elitist: a connosieur with a major sweet tooth.
Experiencing a royal French pastry is a sexual encounter of the first and unique kind.
The selection from a dessert menu or decision making in-situ is love at first sight. Your heart palpitates, knees weak, and your mouth salivates. A little boner to be. Anticipation awaits.
Why is it that the French can evoke romance on something so banal that's made from flour and sugar?
Looking at the carb-filled beauty is like eyeing your lover. You shop and decide which you'll take home to ravish and devour. Next you buy it. You have to court it. It's not cheap. We're talking like $10-$ 15 a piece. You say it's not that expensive? You must put it in perspective. It is expensive. It's a personal size dessert.... for God's sake. It's a glorified donut or a fancy decked out bon bon. It's wearing its finest French couture and dabbing its rarest fragrance made from the most exquisite and rare Bulgarian rose. It is well educated and from the finest breed. It is coy and sassy. It's flirting seductively to you. It is saying " look at me, admire me, undress me slowly, give me little fun nibbles to tickle and arouse me, slowly lick me and savor my cream....when you can no longer control yourself, then devour me whole until you are wholly satisfied and can no longer do anything but dream and sleep".
After experiencing an orgasmic French delicate pastry, one can no longer settle for anything less. Welcome to Expensive French Pastries Anonymous. Only the best and most beautiful will suffice. Like a gorgeous man or woman, you fully appreciate the exotics and treat it like precious gem for they are a true luxury and the ultimate treat where it is worth the travel to find. An elegant addiction indeed.
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